Hi dear friend, I’m Leo, the guy who always shares his life stories every year. I’m a comedian, singer, and writer. I always tell my stories using simple language and relatable phrases, like calling my ex-girlfriend the “queen” because our relationship was like a royal one. I was too much like a sad king, and whatever she did, I always felt sad. Even the gifts and beautiful words couldn’t make me forget her best friend, who was the one I loved from the beginning. Losing her made me mean, and I apologize to those who tell me “I love you” and I just say “thank you.” This year, my story will be different because I’ve finished my sabbatical year. I’ll talk about my failed attempts to get back to loving, my fear of love, and my great humor. I’ll avoid falling into love triangles and instead focus on my emotional mourning. My return must be exceptional. My chosen one must be like me—a comedian—because humor is essential to our world. I’ll base my book on humor and true love, so that beginners don’t make fools of themselves in everyone’s eyes. Special currency: - You love me, thank you. - You don’t love me, I don’t care
